Tuesday 13 March 2018

Urgent letter For Tony



Attorney General
Lisbon
Portugal

Mr Antony Baldylocks Bennett
Some godforsaken place in Shropshire
England


Dear Baldylocks,

What really happened to Madeleine McCann 

The Attorney General has received your letter explaining in exhaustive and indeed exhausting detail what happened to the missing girl.

He has asked me to convey his thanks for finding time to write to him, especially as you must be very busy looking forward to being able to buy your vegetables by the pound again when you leave the EU. 

Your theory has proved to be very popular here; so much so that we are each chipping in 5 euros a go to be afforded the pleasure of taking your letter home for the night, so that we can piss ourselves laughing in the comfort of our own homes. 

We have spoken at length to our British counterparts, who greeted the news of your findings with a rousing "Oh for fuck's sake, not that bloody loon again - what does the speccy twat want this time?" So as you can see, you are certainly making an impact!

We would like to show our appreciation for your 'help' by awarding you a free 'Spa Holiday' to be taken as soon as possible at the Hospital de Lisboa pelo criminoso insano, a charming resort with all mod cons. You won't even need to bring clothing, as this will be provided free of charge, although you will need to surrender your shoelaces as a deposit.

Hope to see you soon,

Attorney General





 
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous17 March 2018 at 07:13

    The theory has now been posted up.
    As was expected the usual garbage from Bennett, Hall, Ho ho
    and the ace ex dick.

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    1. Not Textusa17 March 2018 at 08:02

      Yes, it was bound to be. Thanks very much for letting me know, I'll wander over and have a gander.

      Then I might write a piece about how their "Weather data" is utter bollocks.......

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  2. Anonymous17 March 2018 at 08:10

    They will post any old rubbish to prove their crap....was he really a superintendant or chief lav cleaner?

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  3. Janice18 March 2018 at 15:03

    It's really weird that PeterMac doesn't have time to post on the forum personally these days, yet he somehow manages to e-mail messages which are then posted.

    He's as mad as the rest of them there.

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    1. Anonymous19 March 2018 at 02:11

      Apparently he's too busy assisting Amaral behind the scenes.
      Rumour has it that they are looking for other old ladies and coffins.

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